Who pissed in his cornflakes?

What's up with Fergo?

Just bang, bang, bang... bark, bark, bark.

Definitely got a stick jammed up somewhere or somethin.

Either the missus ain't treatin him right or his 'roids are actin up... maybe both.

Poor fella.

Hope Santa brings him something to cheer him up, maybe an Obama doll to stick pins in.